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Well, here we are. Here it is. I have to say it doesn’t look that bad to me! I mean, it doesn’t look remotely sexy, but it doesn’t look bad. Very slick. 

One website I read posted, “Check out the NSFW trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey” and I clicked it and it was just the same trailer posted above. This trailer is extremely SFW. Like, I could see this movie with my parents, I think - that’s how tame it looks. One time I saw that movie “A History of Violence” with my Dad in theaters and that was a real nightmare - Viggo Mortensen and Maria Bello 69 each other for like ten minutes.

Anyway, hope your inner goddess enjoys!

I will take you up on that bet @thenickhawk #spoileralert #houseofcarda #gigolos #incorrect

I will take you up on that bet @thenickhawk #spoileralert #houseofcarda #gigolos #incorrect

Today 🙌 cc: @swmaguire  (at Fox Studios)

Today 🙌 cc: @swmaguire (at Fox Studios)

I must have missed the part of the book where Anastasia gets dressed up as a slutty Zooey Deschanel on “New Girl.”
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I must have missed the part of the book where Anastasia gets dressed up as a slutty Zooey Deschanel on “New Girl.”

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COOL POSTER.

Psych! This poster sucks.

COOL POSTER.

Psych! This poster sucks.

UPDATE: 50 SHADES OF GREY Movie Sex Scenes Are “Less Racy Than the Book”

How is this possible? I read at one point that there were two versions of the movie being made, an R and an NC-17. I don’t remember where I read that- maybe in a fever dream? Who knows. What I do know is that seeing Dakota Johnson naked is not worth the price of admission but a tampon yank definitely is.

http://www.eonline.com/news/500890/fifty-shades-of-grey-update-jamie-dornan-and-dakota-johnson-s-sex-scenes-are-less-racy-than-the-book

Ok, I might be able to get behind this film finally.

Ok, I might be able to get behind this film finally.