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I will take you up on that bet @thenickhawk #spoileralert #houseofcarda #gigolos #incorrect

I will take you up on that bet @thenickhawk #spoileralert #houseofcarda #gigolos #incorrect

Today 🙌 cc: @swmaguire  (at Fox Studios)

Today 🙌 cc: @swmaguire (at Fox Studios)

I must have missed the part of the book where Anastasia gets dressed up as a slutty Zooey Deschanel on “New Girl.”
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I must have missed the part of the book where Anastasia gets dressed up as a slutty Zooey Deschanel on “New Girl.”

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COOL POSTER.

Psych! This poster sucks.

COOL POSTER.

Psych! This poster sucks.

UPDATE: 50 SHADES OF GREY Movie Sex Scenes Are “Less Racy Than the Book”

How is this possible? I read at one point that there were two versions of the movie being made, an R and an NC-17. I don’t remember where I read that- maybe in a fever dream? Who knows. What I do know is that seeing Dakota Johnson naked is not worth the price of admission but a tampon yank definitely is.

http://www.eonline.com/news/500890/fifty-shades-of-grey-update-jamie-dornan-and-dakota-johnson-s-sex-scenes-are-less-racy-than-the-book

Ok, I might be able to get behind this film finally.

Ok, I might be able to get behind this film finally.

Per Kelly Marcel, screenwriter of 50 Shades of Grey, “It will be rated NC-17. It will be raunchy.”

yeah, no shit. stories that include men yanking out chicks tampons before fucking them for eight hours are usually rated nc-17.

source: http://www.vulture.com/2013/01/fifty-shades-screenwriter-itll-be-nc-17.html