March 2012
132 posts
“Miss Anastasia Rose Steele, has consented to be my wife, and I’d like you to be...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 370.
consented?
“So beautiful,” he murmurs and suddenly he gently pushes an anointed finger...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 355.
just so we’re all clear- she’s getting her butthole fingered.
“Kate! This is nothing to do with you.”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 368.
did she mean to say “this HAS nothing to do with you”? common mistake*
*no it’s not.
“I stare at my receipt from the ATM: $51,689.16. That’s fifty thousand dollars...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 365.
oh STFU.
“This man is going to be my husband. Can one lust after one’s husband like this?”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 352.
no.
“Anastasia, these objects.” He holds up the butt plug. “This is a size too big....”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 351.
let the ass play commence…
“I turn and there’s Kate with Ethan. She looks gorgeous: sun-kissed, bleached...”
– #nohomo
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 324.
“In the walk-in closet, I put on a dark red fitted dress with a square neckline,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 319.
will it, really?
“Is sex like this for everyone? I’m surprised anyone ever goes out,” I murmur,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 318.
it’s not.
“Keeping my eyes locked on his, I take the spear in my mouth, and suck, gently...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 312.
fellating asparagus…super sexy.
“I think you liked oysters last time you tried them.” His voice is low,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 310.
when will you learn what? what the fuck are they even talking about?
“Cristal, ma’am?” Christian hands me a glass of chilled champagne as I sit...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 309.
cristal and white wine- the christian grey signature cocktail, only available at The Mile High Club
“The Mile High Club is on the seventy-sixth floor of Columbia Tower, higher even...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 309.
The Mile High Club has to be the cheesiest name for a club…ever. it sounds like one of those clubs that was 18 and under and served no alcohol and everyone was grinding against each other and reeked of b.o.
“Fair point well made, Miss Steele. Let’s go.”
– four times. four.
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 2306.
“My subconscious has her arms crossed and is wearing Burberry check …”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 302.
this has become literal nonsense. what does this even mean!?
“Dr. Flynn sighs. “Ana, in the very limited time that you’ve known him, you’ve...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 296.
as a doctor, you probably shouldn’t have admitted that.
“He takes me to these dark places, places I didn’t know existed, and together we...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 282.
this made my acid reflux act up
“My inner goddess’s head is thrown back in ecstasy, and he comes, loudly and...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 280.
“wetly”
that is just so revolting.
“He closes his eyes and surrenders to this blissful carnal pleasure is so...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 279.
is this a sentence?
“I want him—in my mouth. I step back abruptly and drop to my knees.
“Whoa?” he...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 279.
we gotta regular joey lawrence here