April 2012
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“Kate and I concentrate on packing, sharing a bottle of cheap red wine as we do.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 155. this is the only time i’ve ever related to anastasia.
Apr 24th
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@50shadesofsuck
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“I’m all rabbit/headlights, moth/flame, bird/snake…”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 139. my band’s name is bird/snake. also, isn’t it deer/headlights?
Apr 23rd
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“Ana,” he smiles his dazzling toothy all-Hispanic-American smile,”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 134. what’s an “all-Hispanic-American smile”? i’m not even trying to be funny here- i genuinely want to know if that’s a thing.
Apr 23rd
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“Me account?” “Your new e-mail address.” I have an e-mail address?”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 132. yeah, last time i checked you’re a college student in the 21st century.
Apr 23rd
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“Which of the following types of pain/punishment/discipline are acceptable to the...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 129. i almost just choked on a peanut m&m.
Apr 23rd
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“Is Bondage acceptable to the Submissive? • Hands in front • Hands behind back...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 129. anastasia pictured below:
Apr 23rd
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“Is the use of sex toys acceptable to the Submissive? • Vibrators • Dildos •...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 129. wtf would others be? vegetables?
Apr 23rd
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“Is swallowing semen acceptable to the Submissive?”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 128. does a bear shit in the woods?
Apr 23rd
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“Which of the following sexual acts are acceptable to the Submissive? •...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 128. all of the above i wish
Apr 23rd
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“15.19 The Submissive shall not touch or pleasure herself sexually without...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 126. considering anastasia didn’t know what her vagina was or where it was located until like two days ago, i think you’re all set on this one.
Apr 23rd
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“15.10 The Dominant shall not loan his Submissive to another Dominant.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 125. how thoughtful! btw, i’ve been reading this dom / sub “legal” contract for the past five pages, it’s really fascinating stuff.* it’s not.
Apr 23rd
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“I know that she should be writing her Valedictorian speech, but it seems Elliot...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 120. i thought they were graduating from college, not high school. if they were graduating from high school anastasia’s character would make a lot more sense.
Apr 23rd
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“What more could we need? Just the kitchen and our bedrooms left to pack up, and...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 120. Result? Result.
Apr 23rd
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“You know I don’t feel like that about you.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 119. again, not a sentence.
Apr 23rd
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VERY IMPORTANT OFFICIAL BUSINESS
Guys, I’m on the email list for The Pleasure Chest (whatever, no big deal, leave me alone) and tonight at 10PM on ABC they will be featured on Nightline discussing 50 SHADES OF GREY. But, more importantly, The Pleasure Chest will be offering “a unique workshop inspired by scenes from the novel.” The dates will be: LA- May 8th Chicago- May 9th NY- May 15th I will be there,...
Apr 21st
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“Kate looks wistful. “Yeah, took almost a year to have my first orgasm through...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 117. fuck. OFF.
Apr 20th
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“Dios mio! Ana!” Holy crap, it’s José.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 107. he’s MEXICAN!
Apr 20th
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“Christ, Ana… that was… good, really good, unexpected though.” He frowns. “You...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 101. “…except that part where you chewed on my dick with your teeth. don’t ever do that again.”
Apr 20th
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