April 2012
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“He’s on his BlackBerry talking to someone. “They want two? … How much will that...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 56. el james clearly just turned on the tv and wrote down whatever words she heard on the bbc or whatever it is she watches. actually, there is no way el james watches the bbc. that is just not possible.
Apr 19th
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“Eat,” he says more sharply. “Anastasia, I have an issue with wasted food… eat.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 55. christian pictured below (yikes):
Apr 19th
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“Which medieval chronicle did you escape from?” I giggle. “You sound like a...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 48-49. christian grey sound bite below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA
Apr 19th
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“The orange juice tastes divine. It’s thirst-quenching and refreshing. Nothing...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 47. great depiction of orange juice!
Apr 19th
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“In the back of my mind, my mother’s often-recited warning comes to me: Never...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 45. …because he’s probs gay.
Apr 19th
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“He takes my hand once more. Holy cow – he’s leading me onto the dance...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 45. this bitch literally just threw up on him outside. christian pictured below dancing (ed note- boy can he dance):
Apr 19th
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“He hands me a very large glass of iced water.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 45. again with the iced water? it’s ICE water. jesus christ.
Apr 19th
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“Vomiting profusely is exhausting.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 43. too true. words to live by.
Apr 19th
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“Ugh – Dios mio, Ana!” José jumps back in disgust.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 43. just to reiterate, he’s mexican. AY DIOS MIO
Apr 19th
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“José, no,” I plead. I don’t want this. You are my friend, and I think I’m going...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 43. christian pictured below:
Apr 19th
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“She’s [Kate] all tiny camisole, tight jeans, and high heels, hair piled high...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 40. #nohomo
Apr 18th
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“Dios mio, how the other half live.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 40. AY DIOS MIO! get it? he’s mexican.
Apr 18th
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“José joins us. He won’t graduate for another year, but he’s in the mood to party...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 40. #daterape
Apr 18th
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“It’s Friday, and we shall be celebrating tonight, really celebrating. I might...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 38. anastasia is the definition of a drip.
Apr 18th
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“Ana! For heaven’s sake – how many times must I tell you? You’re a total babe,”...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 36. not a compliment tirade, those are the worst kind.
Apr 18th
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“Romantically, though, I’ve never put myself out there, ever. A lifetime of...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 36. oh man- too skinny? you’ll never find someone!
Apr 18th
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“Elliot’s in construction, and my little sister is in Paris, studying cookery...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p.32. Mia, Christian’s little sister, pictured below:
Apr 18th
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“I like my tea black and weak,” I mutter as an explanation.”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p.29. like she likes her men. ugh, i wish. would make this a lot more interesting.
Apr 18th
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“He has a coffee which bears a wonderful leafpattern imprinted in the milk. How...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p.29. no one cares.
Apr 18th
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“I’ll have… um – English Breakfast tea, bag out.” He raises his eyebrows. “No...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p.29. if anastasia truly believed for a second that christian was actually calling her sugar, her dementia is much more severe than we once thought.
Apr 18th
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