May 2012
104 posts
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“The man [Christian] is sex on a finely tailored stick, and reading about him...”
– Andrea, Books, Baking and Other Objects of Beauty. bothered is correct. also, who the fuck is Andrea and why do i care?
May 7th
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WatchWatch
this is just true.
May 7th
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mrs. robinson pictured below
thanks @erintalkscrap
May 5th
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end of book one
hi pals, so i finished book one. it ends on a cliffhanger. to recap: anastasia dares christian to do his worst, in order to gauge if she can really be in this relationship, and he whips her with a leather belt six times (i would have other uses for a belt and anastasia)(i’m talking about a noose)(murder). anastasia doesn’t like getting hit by the belt and she decides to leave...
May 5th
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“I curl up, desperately clutching the flat foil balloon and Taylor’s...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 372. something tells me that anastasia and christian are going to get back together in the first two chapters of the next book…
May 5th
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“The elevator doors close and it whisks me down to the bowels of the basement and...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 371. this book is my own personal hell.
May 5th
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“Why, why, why have I fallen in love with Fifty Shades? Why? Why can’t I love...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 367. mark that under who gives a shit.
May 5th
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“Well, you are one fucked-up son of a bitch.” “Ana,” he pleads, shocked. “Don’t...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 366. maybe you should have said this before you let him whip you with a belt?
May 5th
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“Well, I think the contract is moot, don’t you?” His voice is low and husky, his...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 360. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT? this isn’t english.
May 5th
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“I thought you were going to make me giggle after sex; this isn’t doing it fo...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 357. the fact that this book is devoid of humor is nothing to be proud of.
May 4th
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“…the heavenly choir all singing different parts, their voices blending...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 354. no shit- they’re a celestial choir.
May 4th
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“he reveals his iPod in his hand, “you will not be able to hear me. All you will...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 352. rap hopes it’s not rap either. it wants no part of this.
May 4th
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“Don’t start with your smart mouth in here, Miss Steele. Or I will fuck it with...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 351. yikes.
May 4th
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“Could you put some music on, please?” “Certainly, ma’am. What would you like to...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 345. that seems like a pretty odd choice…
May 4th
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“Thank you.” He grabs my backpack and my newly acquired wheelie case for the...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 344. where the fuck is your rucksack?! if you lost it so help me god, anastasia.
May 4th
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“The sex is amazing, he’s wealthy, he’s beautiful, but this is all meaningless...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 432. doesn’t sound that bad to me.
May 4th
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“It’s 8:30 a.m. but quiet in the restaurant. It smells of sweet batter, fried...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 331. FUCK YOU ANASTASIA IHOP IS GREAT. sometimes i go to the one on Santa Monica in West Hollywood by myself. it’s really nice.
May 3rd
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“IHOP.” I grin back at him. I don’t believe it. Who would have thought…?...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 331. i love ihop. ugh i’m so hungry. how good do waffles sound right now?
May 3rd
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“I have never seen him like this, and it’s a joy to behold. I find myself walking...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 330. except Ray (your step dad) didn’t pull your tampon out and fuck you on the rag…or did he? would explain A LOT.
May 3rd
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“Christian Grey’s iPod, this should be interesting. I scroll through the touch...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 323. #nohomo
May 3rd
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