May 2012
104 posts
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“I clutch my forehead. Why hasn’t José phoned? Come to think of it— why hasn’t...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.4. because you’re the worst and no one likes you and you have no friends.
May 7th
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“I am surviving on a newfound tolerance for lattes and Diet Coke. It’s the...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. i’m no licensed nutritionist, but eating might help?
May 7th
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“I am finding it difficult to eat. By Wednesday lunchtime, I manage a cup of...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. so you’re dead?
May 7th
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“And so a pattern develops: wake, work, cry, sleep…I have spoken to no one,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. friends really help you deal with break ups. too bad you don’t have any.
May 7th
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“And a big shout out to all the wonderful, wonderful women from all over the...”
– Acknowledgements, Fifty Shades Darker. i’d also like to thank Bella, Edward, Carlyle, Jacob, Stephanie, Anna, Ana, Anne, Annie, Art, Arty, Marty, Farty, Party, Party Hats, Hats (all types), Shirts, Bras, Pants, Gloves, Muffs (teehee), and Anal Beads.
May 7th
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“E L James is currently working on the sequel to Fifty Shades Darker and a new...”
– About The Author, Fifty Shades Darker. so ACTUAL fan fiction this time?
May 7th
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“E L James is a TV executive, wife, and mother of two, based in West London....”
– About The Author, Fifty Shades Darker. since childhood she’d dreamt of writing assplay? ps: your kids are proud of you. they are not at all embarrassed.
May 7th
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@50shadesofsuck
May 7th
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“The man [Christian] is sex on a finely tailored stick, and reading about him...”
– Andrea, Books, Baking and Other Objects of Beauty. bothered is correct. also, who the fuck is Andrea and why do i care?
May 7th
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WatchWatch
this is just true.
May 7th
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mrs. robinson pictured below
thanks @erintalkscrap
May 5th
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end of book one
hi pals, so i finished book one. it ends on a cliffhanger. to recap: anastasia dares christian to do his worst, in order to gauge if she can really be in this relationship, and he whips her with a leather belt six times (i would have other uses for a belt and anastasia)(i’m talking about a noose)(murder). anastasia doesn’t like getting hit by the belt and she decides to leave...
May 5th
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“I curl up, desperately clutching the flat foil balloon and Taylor’s...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 372. something tells me that anastasia and christian are going to get back together in the first two chapters of the next book…
May 5th
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“The elevator doors close and it whisks me down to the bowels of the basement and...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 371. this book is my own personal hell.
May 5th
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“Why, why, why have I fallen in love with Fifty Shades? Why? Why can’t I love...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 367. mark that under who gives a shit.
May 5th
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“Well, you are one fucked-up son of a bitch.” “Ana,” he pleads, shocked. “Don’t...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 366. maybe you should have said this before you let him whip you with a belt?
May 5th
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“Well, I think the contract is moot, don’t you?” His voice is low and husky, his...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 360. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT? this isn’t english.
May 5th
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“I thought you were going to make me giggle after sex; this isn’t doing it fo...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 357. the fact that this book is devoid of humor is nothing to be proud of.
May 4th
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“…the heavenly choir all singing different parts, their voices blending...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 354. no shit- they’re a celestial choir.
May 4th
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“he reveals his iPod in his hand, “you will not be able to hear me. All you will...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 352. rap hopes it’s not rap either. it wants no part of this.
May 4th
310 notes