May 2012
104 posts
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“The one good thing about being car-less is that on the bus on my way to work, I...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 32. pretty sure you could do that in a car too.
May 8th
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“Or is this an invitation? Will he answer my questions? Am I reading too much...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 29. you’re reading too much into this.
May 8th
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“The song ends and tears spring to my eyes. I quickly scroll to another —“The...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 28. ugh don’t bother, it’s coldplay.
May 8th
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50 shades of pleasure
hey guys, tonight i’m going to be going to the 50 shades of pleasure workshop at the pleasure chest in weho. i will be live tweeting with it- follow me @50shadesofsuck. i will be standing by the industrial size lube. -isabelle
May 8th
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“I’ve wanted you since you fell into my office. You are exquisite, honest, warm,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 25. also retarded. like truly challenged.
May 8th
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“Do you know who’s singing?” I try for some normal conversation. Christian...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 22. nice convo. i’m glad we all got to read about that.
May 8th
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“Hanging on the far wall are seven huge portraits—of me. I stare blankly at them,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.15. jose’s photographs below:
May 8th
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“There’s an ethereal beauty to many of the landscapes. In one taken out near the...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.14. jose’s photograph below:
May 8th
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“Hey are you okay? You look, well, odd. Dios mio, have you lost weight?”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.13. it’s jose, he’s MEXICAN. jose pictured below:
May 7th
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“For a moment, my troubles melt away as I grasp that José has realized his dream....”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.12. yeah he got a shitty gallery opening in a shitty little town for his shitty photography. Way to go, José!
May 7th
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“I gasp and I want to shout, I’ve missed you—all of you—not just your mouth!”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.11. your penis. she’s talking about your penis.
May 7th
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“A tall, blond, square-jawed man in a dark suit leaps out and, ducking low, runs...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.9. and it’s dolph lundgren:
May 7th
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“Torturous memories flash through my mind—the gliding, holding hands, kissing,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.4. …him pulling out my tampon.
May 7th
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“I clutch my forehead. Why hasn’t José phoned? Come to think of it— why hasn’t...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.4. because you’re the worst and no one likes you and you have no friends.
May 7th
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“I am surviving on a newfound tolerance for lattes and Diet Coke. It’s the...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. i’m no licensed nutritionist, but eating might help?
May 7th
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“I am finding it difficult to eat. By Wednesday lunchtime, I manage a cup of...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. so you’re dead?
May 7th
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“And so a pattern develops: wake, work, cry, sleep…I have spoken to no one,...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p.3. friends really help you deal with break ups. too bad you don’t have any.
May 7th
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“And a big shout out to all the wonderful, wonderful women from all over the...”
– Acknowledgements, Fifty Shades Darker. i’d also like to thank Bella, Edward, Carlyle, Jacob, Stephanie, Anna, Ana, Anne, Annie, Art, Arty, Marty, Farty, Party, Party Hats, Hats (all types), Shirts, Bras, Pants, Gloves, Muffs (teehee), and Anal Beads.
May 7th
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“E L James is currently working on the sequel to Fifty Shades Darker and a new...”
– About The Author, Fifty Shades Darker. so ACTUAL fan fiction this time?
May 7th
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“E L James is a TV executive, wife, and mother of two, based in West London....”
– About The Author, Fifty Shades Darker. since childhood she’d dreamt of writing assplay? ps: your kids are proud of you. they are not at all embarrassed.
May 7th
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