50 Shades of Suck

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PRINT THIS POST WORDS: Notes: 5 6/19/12 — 4:59pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvNjIpgf

Logan Marshall-Green and Lena Dunham in "Fifty Shades of Grey"

let’s be honest, i’m going to the midnight screening even if they cast two pieces of dog shit, but i think this could be interesting…

Notes: 25 6/12/12 — 7:02pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvNH5RBX Filed under: #50shadesofgrey #50shadesofsuck

spoke too soon

guess angelina isn’t directing. i think tom ford should direct it, i really do. he brought sexy back.

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Angelina Jolie to possibly direct 50 Shades Film Adaptation

well well well. i had heard rumors about this because i am a very powerful and connected person in the entertainment industry*, but now its gone so far as to become actual speculation on deadline.

i didn’t see angelina’s directorial debut “the land of blood and honey”, but that sounds gross and sexual, so i bet she will be very comfortable with another gross and sexual title.

*untrue

Notes: 42 6/7/12 — 8:23pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvMyy9rZ Filed under: #50shadesofgrey #50shadesofsuck

duh

vulture- new york magazine’s culture blog, compiled a list of the horrible 50 shades of grey synonyms. i can’t even make it through the article without getting PTSD.

Notes: 66 5/31/12 — 1:21pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvMUdAB6 Filed under: #50shadesofgrey #50shadesofsuck

the most fucked up thing about this crudely animated preview for 50 SHADES OF GREY (that no one asked for) is that is matches what I was picturing in my head a little too well. I’M FREAKING OUT.

also it features the tampon scene.

thanks Sean.

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thanks @kona99

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these old broads GET IT.

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in my fantasies nick kroll plays christian grey.

thanks jayne.

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just watch this...

charlize theron gets it HARD. it’s funny to hear kristen stewart reading it since it’s based on her (sorta).

Notes: 86 5/21/12 — 4:13pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvLuPsIf Filed under: #50shadesofgrey