50 Shades of Suck

We don’t have long, Anastasia, and the way I’m feeling right this moment, we won’t need long.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 109.

so he’s basically like, “i’m going to jizz on your thigh.”

Notes: 12 3/20/12 — 8:43pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJVspH

The walls are hung with movie posters: The Matrix, Fight Club, The Truman Show,

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 108.

cool The Truman Show poster.

Notes: 11 3/20/12 — 8:40pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJV0JN

Twenty,” counters Christian quietly.
The babble of the crowd has died. Everyone is staring at me, Christian,
and Mr. Mysterious by the stage.
“Twenty-five,” the stranger says.
Could this be any more embarrassing?

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 107.

STFU- $25K for dick mash? Anastasia is the worst.

Notes: 2 3/20/12 — 8:36pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJUAvT

The first dance will be with me, okay? And it won’t be on the dance floor,” he murmurs lasciviously into my ear.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 105.

gross.

3/20/12 — 8:29pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJSNLO

I feel him growing beneath my fingers, and it makes me feel so powerful.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 105.

that’s an erection.

Notes: 15 3/20/12 — 8:27pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJRuXv

His mouth opens as he gasps softly, and it’s the only reaction I can see to my inexperienced touch.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 105.

gasping softly isn’t a thing- everyone in this book is always gasping. also it should be noted that Anastasia is just mashing around her bf’s dick under the table of his parents charity ball.

Notes: 6 3/20/12 — 8:26pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJRXh_

yikers.

High-res Notes: 4 3/20/12 — 8:18pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdmAhvIJPm6V