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He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string – what?! – and gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck.

Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 311.

ok so guys, what I don’t get is WHY WAS THIS EVEN INCLUDED? like, why did e.l. james feel like she had to write about period sex? all it’s doing is grossing everyone out. i have nothing AGAINST period sex, but i think we can all agree it isn’t the most ideal thing in the world. this is an erotic novel…NOVEL, and since i’ve read all three i know that anastasia having her period right now in no way effects the storyline.

are we just supposed to see how sexually liberated christian is? i mean, he isn’t. it’s not like he’s earning his redwings.

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    Ikr - you do not flush tampons, wtf is wrong with you?
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    Could’ve been worse: at least it’s not Edward Cullen. OMG. Disgusting.
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    Is this a joke? seriously, that was actually written…ugh…thats not even sexy in the wierdest of ways, its not even nice....
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    Holy shit, that is wrong.
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    Isn’t this book supposed to be erotic…? HE JUST YANKED OUT HER FUCKING TAMPON!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! MIA WHAT KIND OF A...
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