50 Shades of Suck

in my fantasies nick kroll plays christian grey.

thanks jayne.

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just watch this...

charlize theron gets it HARD. it’s funny to hear kristen stewart reading it since it’s based on her (sorta).

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50shadesoftoystory:

I want you sore, baby.

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gilbert gottfried reads 50 shades of grey

thanks Sean

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a possible christian?

you know, Joan’s rapey husband on Mad Men? my roommate suggested it, i think it’s a good idea.

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my inner goddess is sad

guys- i finished blogging the books!

so listen, i’ll keep updating this periodically with 50 SHADES related articles and thoughts, but it will not be as frequent. so this isn’t goodbye, more of a see you later.

i’d love to do another book- maybe the next one EL James writes? if you have any suggestions let me know.

follow me on twitter as i will be doing twitter things like harassing people and getting blocked by el james and live tweeting OLD DOGS when it’s on FX.

i also do stand up sometimes and here are two links to stand up i did a little while ago. it is in no way related to fan fiction or bdsm, so just know that going into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1sJZC8To08&feature=g-upl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg—dRGEJTg&feature=g-upl

anywho, let’s keep in touch and remember you is smart, you is kind, you is important (sorry, wrong book).

-isabelle

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Mia is on her feet before Christian can protest. His jaw tenses, I know he’s not pleased. Quite frankly, neither am I. I have … needs.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 101.

needs that were not sated from the twelve times we fucked earlier today. needs that i didn’t even realize existed until two months ago.

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So you work at SIP?” asks a balding gentleman in a half-bear—or is it a dog?—mask.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 97.

well which one is it? a bear or a dog? this is literally the most stupid thing…

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A young woman appears out of the throng and throws her arms around his neck, and immediately I know it’s Mia. She’s dressed in a sleek, pale pink, full-length chiffon gown… She looks amazing.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 96.

mia pictured below:

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Masks on,” Christian grins, and as he dons his simple black mask, my prince becomes something darker, more sensual.
All I can see of his face is his beautiful chiseled mouth and strong jaw.

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 95.

christian pictured below:

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