50 Shades of Suck

guess angelina isn’t directing. i think tom ford should direct it, i really do. he brought sexy back.

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Angelina Jolie to possibly direct 50 Shades Film Adaptation

well well well. i had heard rumors about this because i am a very powerful and connected person in the entertainment industry*, but now its gone so far as to become actual speculation on deadline.

i didn’t see angelina’s directorial debut “the land of blood and honey”, but that sounds gross and sexual, so i bet she will be very comfortable with another gross and sexual title.

*untrue

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duh

vulture- new york magazine’s culture blog, compiled a list of the horrible 50 shades of grey synonyms. i can’t even make it through the article without getting PTSD.

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the most fucked up thing about this crudely animated preview for 50 SHADES OF GREY (that no one asked for) is that is matches what I was picturing in my head a little too well. I’M FREAKING OUT.

also it features the tampon scene.

thanks Sean.

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thanks @kona99

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these old broads GET IT.

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in my fantasies nick kroll plays christian grey.

thanks jayne.

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gilbert gottfried reads 50 shades of grey

thanks Sean

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a possible christian?

you know, Joan’s rapey husband on Mad Men? my roommate suggested it, i think it’s a good idea.

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my inner goddess is sad

guys- i finished blogging the books!

so listen, i’ll keep updating this periodically with 50 SHADES related articles and thoughts, but it will not be as frequent. so this isn’t goodbye, more of a see you later.

i’d love to do another book- maybe the next one EL James writes? if you have any suggestions let me know.

follow me on twitter as i will be doing twitter things like harassing people and getting blocked by el james and live tweeting OLD DOGS when it’s on FX.

i also do stand up sometimes and here are two links to stand up i did a little while ago. it is in no way related to fan fiction or bdsm, so just know that going into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1sJZC8To08&feature=g-upl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg—dRGEJTg&feature=g-upl

anywho, let’s keep in touch and remember you is smart, you is kind, you is important (sorry, wrong book).

-isabelle

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